This is what you get when some people sit down to match issues, lol. It has been going around on BB for days, since I got it a third time, I decided to share it. Funny really funny.
1. 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.
2. Adele hails from Ede Osun state. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo
3. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed Neco and Waec in Gombe state.
4. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males.
5. The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in UK
6. Ibadan girls don't shave their P***y.
7. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
8. Abuja girls are materialistic. Expensive but cheap.
9. Beware of Edo girls
10. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
11. Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while having sex.
12. Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
13. Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
14. PH girls like it in the A**
15. Benue girls have the deepest *****.
16. There's a place called Sabo in every northern state in Nigeria.
17. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria
18. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa
19. Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in 9ja.
20. 4 out of every 5 edo girls has a connection in Italy.
21. Calabar girls don't want your money, all dey need is your energy.
22. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.
23. China's best market is Nigeria.
24. A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio, While Cecila Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion
25. An average lagosian has his bath by 5:00pm.
26. An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away.
27. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world
28. Nigeria's president has d longest vehicle convoy in the world.
29. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?"
30. Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.
Lmao! Wow!!! Some of em facts are actually tru!
ReplyDeleteyes ooo..especially d edo girls fact....dey re sometin else..very desperate set of girls..dey ll chase nd run desperately after a man....
ReplyDelete@Anon :52 You are looking for trouble, lol
ReplyDeleteLagosians take their bath at 5, lol
ReplyDeleteNigerians have a great sense of humor. We can make satire out of any life event, no matter how tragic. Many of these claims are what evoke anger and vitriol among people in other climes, but trust us, we'll still laugh it off...Imagine the claim 'An average ibo man can smell money 100m away'...Like seriously???
ReplyDelete18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state #DEAD
ReplyDeleteEdo girls are desperate. Italy things
ReplyDeletei am from kaduna i agree with all the facts, i can touch my nose with my tongue, there is a sabo(it means new) something in every northern state and yes people failed waec and neco in gombe. literacy is abig issue further north....as for the rest of the facts i cant speak for but it sounds like stereotyping to me....i had a good laugh though
ReplyDeleteNigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa
ReplyDeleteReally? I thought we need more of them
LOL @ tribalistic comments #I'm out#
all u haters of EDO girls,please stop d jealousy....if u were doing right by your men they wouldn't come looking for us we don't run after men they run after us..sorry...especially to yoruba girls who depend on charms and cheap ibo girls who follow ibo spare part dealers.
ReplyDeleteAll u haters of Edo girls stop the jealousy..we do not run after men they run after us...sorry ...especially to all yoruba girls who use charms and cheap ibo girls who give it up to ibo spare part dealers.
ReplyDeleteevery time i try posting a comment on this blog it never appears ....WHY?
ReplyDeleteevery time i try to post acomment on this blog it never shows ...WHY?
ReplyDeleteall u haters of Edo girls stop d jealousy and get a life...we dont run after men,they run after us...so sorry....especially to the yoruba girls who use charms to hook men and cheap ibo girls who sleep with spare part dealers...
ReplyDeleteAm sure the anon claiming to be an Edo girl is not one. Edo girls do not talk like this
ReplyDeleteThe cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in UK. Lol so true
ReplyDeleteI love nigeria LMAO
ReplyDeleteEdo girls don't use charms? LMFAO! The home of Olokuns. The most educated people in Nigeria are the Yorubas and Ibos. Ibos can like to go to school. At least they don't go into prostitution in Italy and the Spare parts business is legit last time i checked.
ReplyDeleteOlokun is a god served by some Edos FYI n they don't hide it...unlike people who pretend to go to church n when they get to their villages during xmas go n appease their gods...Okija, amadi oha,ifa anyone. Infact watch your naija movies n c for urselves every so called home video or yoruba movies. no hiding place.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pity Nigerians are still very tribalistic.I'm an Ibo man a Lawyer married to an Edo woman a Medical Doctor for 10yrs now and i'm happily married,my family also love her.Please people,it's good for you to travel to other parts of the country to learn and understand their culture instead of hating.
ReplyDeleteIbos like to go to school? that's a new one on me. I thot it was yorubas esp Ogun and Ekiti esp. Their love for formal education is as legendary as it is scary. I am from Ogun state and i refuse to see what the fuss about getting Bsc, Masters etc is all about; i still feel my 5-6 yrs in engr school is a waste to the chagrin and annoyance of my parents.
ReplyDeletethe person that sat down to joblessly put these false facts together is absolutely nothing more than stupid! and so are a couple of you for falling so low to believe this crap!
ReplyDeleteNumber 2; Adele (Adele Adkins) the singer? Such humour!
ReplyDeleteBini gurls are desperate and raw BUT now all tribes under edo state are like them.......ESAN , ESTAKO AND AKOKO-EDO GURLS ARE NOT LIKE BINI GURLS...!
ReplyDeleteaRRGHHHHHHHHHH ....*now hitting head on a brick wall* :p
Bini gurls are desperate and raw BUT not all tribes under edo state are like them.......ESAN , ESTAKO AND AKOKO-EDO GURLS ARE NOT LIKE BINI GURLS...!
ReplyDeleteaRRGHHHHHHHHHH ....*now hitting head on a brick wall* :p
all those other tribes in edo state are non-entities,remember u guys are outcast from Bini kingdom mainly because Ur ancestors where witches, armed robbers and traitors. Long Live the Oba Of Benin.
ReplyDeleteLast anon....Stop the pranks, it’s not even funny
ReplyDeleteCan the ibo's be left alone. Jealousy is a disease
ReplyDeleteTo hell with all the tribalism!
ReplyDeleteTribalism is the bane of the Nigerian mindset. Sad, but true!
ReplyDeleteHOW COME NOTHING WAS SAID ABOUT PPLE FROM D SOUTH-SOUTH REGION?
ReplyDeleteI am an Edo lady and I am neither raw nor desperate. In addition, I do not have any Italian connections. On the contrary, I have happily been married to the same man for 16 years. Stop generalising. Myopic minds!
ReplyDeleteTrust some peeps nt 2 see d humour behind d write up...Naijas sabi vex sha! Who says its true? We nid 2 loosen up & stop seeing demons wia dia is non
ReplyDeleteyea its true .........Nigeria has the largest convoy in the world
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