Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Battle of the Hips: Mercy J or Toolz: Who Wins?

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  1. hips dont lie, i love Toolz hips, MJ's got t too but r u sure she's d one n that picture? d pix looks like Tonto

    both of them r good n that kingdom, but i'll stl stay wt Toolz

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  2. Poor quality pictures biko.... upload something better

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  3. The hips don't lie.

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  4. Any gist on toolz m sorry I just said that :p

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  5. Apinke says;


    Surely,dis looks photoshopped.smh nd rme

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  6. Toolz's weaves always look funny, I will have to buy her a brush

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  7. Mercy has got a figure 8, i go with her

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  8. They both got d hips,but Mercy does it 4 me. Tools's is kinda too big(no offence)big thighs too.

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  9. toolz wears a lot of body magic confirm!

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  10. of course its mercy johnson. her shpe is maaaaad natural.unlike FAT tools dt uses body magic all d time nd dt dwarf looking girl.cant stand toolz too fake nd sleeps around wif all d naija celebrities. shiooooo oshisko

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  11. of course its mercy johnson. her shpe is maaaaad natural.unlike FAT tools dt uses body magic all d time nd dt dwarf looking girl.cant stand toolz too fake nd sleeps around wif all d naija celebrities. shiooooo oshisko

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    1. Did she sleep with ur brother or relatives.daft assuming nigerian.cos she's doin well in her choosen field she has to b sleeping around

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  12. @ Anon 16;42, Toolz sleeps around? Was she adopted by the Onirus or what exactly?.......... And yeah, to answer the question, its just got to be Mercy now. No controversy on those hips men!

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  13. Toolz for me - there's something very alluring about her...its the hips, voice etc (I'm a woman btw) My boyfriend can't stop talking about her - I need to get me some hips like Toolz so this guy can propose!! hisss

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  14. Ahn ahn @Anonymous 16:42 - do you have pics of her 'sleeping' with the Naija celebs you are claiming??

    @Miss Pepeye - she is an Oniru, but doesn't really talk about it - not sure why.
    Not too much gist about her, but I think she maybe had a thing with Lynxxx a while ago, and I'm sure her & Don Jazzy are secretly dating cos their tweets are very interesting. I listened to her interview with him last year, and you can tell they 'see' a lot of each other - outside of 'work events'

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  15. Except person blind,dis toolz hips na die,I'd swim d atlantic jst 2 nak am akpako...infact grabbing it sef go do me strong thng,very alrite 2 shake off conG.

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  16. Except person blind,dis toolz hips na die,I'd swim d atlantic jst 2 nak am akpako...infact grabbing it sef go do me strong thng,very alrite 2 shake off conG.

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  17. Toolz wears 2 body magic and her down below smells really bad... Her fuck buddy told me. She's a ho tho....hers is free sha not for the money.

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  18. O yes its mercy anyday,anytime... Toolz? na bodymagic..dat her only way.. N her legs? Lawd...mama na yam..Lool... She & donjazzy shd cont coding oo.. Afta doing shank & lynxx..uhmm & we c uv started washing flowsick 2..talking abt his eyes every now & then on twitter..ku ise takuntakun oo.. Ashana-1..Easy o

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  19. Mercy Johnson without much ado, tools be too big , and tries too hard.

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  20. Is Toolz not don jazzy's side chick? i dont think she was adopted oh. plus whats the gist about her sleeping around with celebs? Thought it was just Don Jazzy? where's Me again oh?

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  21. Toolz is fat joor not curvy all that is body magic, she looks like a swollen eba on a regular day

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    1. *ajalahtravel*22 March, 2012 13:06

      Lol @ swollen eba

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  22. Toolz sleeping around ke?

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  23. Toolz just doesnt get the original weaves or she forgets to brush them are hair looks mostly tacky

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  24. and there a recent rant on twitter about Toolz not being a celeb. pls when did radio presenters become celebs? and what will that then make tv presenters?

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  25. they both look nice but i think Toolz needs to lose a few pounds... think its all a bit much! my opinion though.

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  26. Ladun what are you trying to accomplish here with this post? Are you trying to bring more men to actually comment on your blog? Obviously since Mercy's body is not as assisted as Toolz' body, Mercy is the obvious winner.

    Also please post recent pictures of Mercy, it looks like that infamous Egyptian milk is now part of her regimen because she looks lighter than she usually does.

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  27. get a better a pic of the both.

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  28. lousiest pictures imaginable.
    As a guy,i'll go with toolz.She looks chunky, the way i like it.
    Besides the hips, you get the look that the thighs and ass are a fit for those hips.

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  29. @Anon 21 March, 2012 16:43, body magic ko, spirit magic ni, so are you trying to tell us that no matter the user, body magic will still give a banging shape like that?

    Body magic is not that magical, it must have some material to work with na, if u no get, u no get b dat, body magic no dey manufacture hips for pesin, like Ginika and MNG said, hips don't lie. @MNG, it's her, the pics is from her photo shoot for WOW magazine last Dec.

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  30. Pls Toolz can neva b compared 2 mercy johnson biko...Body magic is her middle name,am sure she takes her bath with it!!! Mercy ALL the WAY!!!

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  31. I dislike them both but in dis case I prefer Mercy Johnson. Toolz is just fat!

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  32. Toolz pic is photoshop.Toolz is so fat ehn.so i will give it ti MJ.

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  33. Me Again, thank you. Mercy's picture looks distorted and her hips look like "idi isale" here. Toolz' picture looks more natural. My dear, i remember someone saying on this blog that Mercy had a dirty colour and she should "rub cream" or is it "makari." She has listened and i noticed the same thing but my first thought was that maybe it was the lighting and photography that made her look light. We'll notice if it's a trend.

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  34. What's the story about toolz smell down below?

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  35. Toolz is the queen of body magic

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  36. toolz and here free show. lool

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  37. i use spanx and body magic and d only reason is not to make my panty line show or my folds beside show, hey if u dont v t, u dont have t, no matter d body magic, its a girdle not hip enhancer, so Toolz all d way jor, mama na girl i dey gbadun u, truly, hips dont lie

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  38. This my LIB family. I trust you people to come up with updates on "Toolz smells down there" and "she's one of Don Jazzy's side chick" and Mercy J dey use Egyptian milk". You people are just absolutely hilarious. I love yous all. Ehen,..... meanwhile, pls where do they sell this Egyptian milk? I want to buy it for my friend (Allah, i'm not the one that wants to use it). lol :)

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  39. You guys chill na, is body-magic juju? Toolz is shape is natural just like Mercy Johnson's u can't force that shape even with 20 bodymagics! Na wa for the 'fuck buddy' story, she's funky & he's still fucking?? Then there's something wrong with ur friend hissss!
    Women sha, one day we'll stop hating on each other - I'd def make out with Toolz (& maybe Mercy after a few cocktails)
    So glad that curvy women are in the public eye now - awon orobo toh classy!

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  40. Me again! What is the scoop on Toolz?

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  41. @Tosin Smith may moto jam u & ur dirty mouth!! I'm with my baby now, andd her special area smells and tastes lovely! Don't hate now just cos ur mum's area smells like sewage tank. Go on Toolz!!

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  42. MJ gat the shape!!

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  43. Sorry pls, I meant LL family. Ooops!!! @ 8.53 comment

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  44. TOOLz is the IT mehn!
    'm female but no homo, tolu's got me wishing things!
    meanwhile, y'all who dunno nothing about body magic and just say dope things about them; no way toolz will take that pose while wearing a body magic (effortless).... Mercy Yanshon looks more like someone wearing one with her posture.
    PS: TOOLz= sexy with class, swag and quids! haters fuck y'all!!!

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  45. This Ikebe go put me for trouble ooo Ikebe

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  46. This Ikebe go land me for wahala ooo Ikebe

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  47. MJ is d best to me. toolz is too huge!

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  48. TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ, TOOLZ.
    She's too sexy for her own damn good! Don Jazzy is one lucky bastard! I hear one of the Adenugas has an eye for her too. God help me reach the level where I can tap such a glorious behind!
    But for real tho, she's sweet. I met her at the Beat concert last year n she was sweet n a lil shy. Body magic doesn't give u those hips oo - this babe's shape is crayyy.
    *now returning to my paper-chasing hustle*

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  49. Tolz looks sexier and even classier. MJ looks razz and her mid section looks photoshopped

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  50. I'll have to say Mercy J,I dnt lyk ha attitude bt ha hips r bangin abeg....d Toolz babe is madt too ooo bt na madam carry d award....

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  51. Mercy johnson is disgusting n filthy. I remember walkng behind tolu up stairs and I cldnt stand the ..................S...............ight!!!!! Heheheh awon gbeborun. I wanted to puke but she's cool and pictures well soo...

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  52. Ladun's biggest fan23 March, 2012 11:11

    Correct hips. Can't choose. What will happen after they have kids? Wahala dey oh.

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  53. I prefer Mercy Johnson's shape to Toolz' cos you cannot hide that Toolz' shape even if you wear a bou-bou it will still show and I don't like being too obvious and attracting unwanted attention all the time. At least with Mercy, you can tone down the "effect" if you wish to, quite easily. I do not care for Mercy Johnson's face or life though, there is just something a about "off" about her. To the Smith person that said Toolz' FB said she smells - Really, shame on you for making that comment and shame on the supposed FB for even telling you his biz with Toolz, that's assuming that he isn't even lying just to impress someone who is obviously gullible.

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  54. Any1 dat is fat must av hip,,,Toolz is fat bt wit d body magic,her tommy goes in̅ nd it den made her figure 18 nt 8 cos she is fat,,MJ tommy is very flat,,she flaunts it in̅ movies...Oya Toolz flaunt urs make we C,,den we go kno who win

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  55. Egyptian milk is a myth. That crp doesn't exist beware of 419

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  56. Egyptian milk is a myth. That crp doesn't exist beware of 419

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  57. Why would you say Egyptian milk is a myth? If you don't hv the opportunity to come in contact with it don't make up stories of its existence.... Egyptian milk is not open to d public. Take it or drop dead

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  58. u know say don baba jazzy like yansh naaa no blame am..dats why i no believe dat tiwa hoook up..all d girls he like all get bakasssiiii choiii donnnnn babbbbaaa i hail ooo..im gonna do some bum implants soon then i will come and look for u :-)

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  59. lolo uno...but Tonto has a FLAT ass.

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  60. he did tonto when she was still human,cant seem to find d right adjective for her and rukky scatter scatter teeth sanda ..SMH

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  61. Toolz is fat and fake with her body-magic, Mercy Johnson wins hands down with her real shape. Saw Toolz once at the ATM in VI, she was wearing jeans and still wore body-magic she no dey tire?

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  62. Toolz is fat and fake with her body-magic, Mercy Johnson wins hands down as her shape is real and she breathes well, saw Toolz the other day at an ATM in VI she was jeans and t-shirt with body magic, yukkk she needs to loose weight and breathe well before body-magic chokes her one of these days

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    1. Lol r u stalking Toolz ni? And how did u know she was wearing body-magic, did u remove her t-shirt. Thank u for putting ur pic up so we can see that u are (NOT) a beauty queen- u no fine reach a quarter of Toolz sef.hiisss ugly fowl!
      I love Toolz cos she's not a stick thin celeb, she has curves for days n is a truly beautiful African woman- haters sit down abeg and watch her success grow!

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  63. toolz is an oniru her mother is the third wife she is the 4th of her mothers children get ur facts right

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