Phone rings and girl picks…
Man: Babe how are you
Girl: I’m fine sir. Who is speaking?
Man: so you no longer have my number, I am surprised. (Then he introduced himself)
Girl: Thank you for the last time sir, the event went well. Thanks for your presence sir.
Man: Do you have a passport?
Girl: Yes I do
Man: Text me your passport number now
Girl: Okay but why sir
Man: I am travelling to Kenya for three days and I want you to come with me
Girl: Where sir?
Girl: Kenya or America
Girl: No thanks sir. I don’t have a *ussy for Kenya.
Man: So where do you have *ussy for?
Shopping in Paris, London, America, a 2012 Range, House in Lekki, 150K Egyptian cream etc… Don’t you always read what they say on blogs? Do they have two heads?
If this isn’t funny to u sorry, but I still can’t stop laughing about it. In fact it had better be funny sef, I took my time to type this. Lol *winks Ladun oooo