This is an adult game and we can’t wait to hear what people will score in this. Imagine mama somtee, Ladun’s biggest fan, mama na girl, maximus, Fatima, lucabracee, wale, wonu, me so, prof x, miss oyin, Bisola, Ego, several anons, new readers and even you afamdman lol will score in this. We cant wait. I mean this is so funny, terrible questions awaits you guys, lol. I will also tell you my scores but that's after you guys tell yours, so you won’t do ojoro for me, lol. Oya click to start, na adult game ooo….
This test is pretty extensive, so please just post your scores and not copy & paste the whole test as you reply, Get your pencil/pen and paper ready…..
1. Have you ever had intercourse? (5pts)
2. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm (5pts), Receiving (5pts)
3. Licked an ass? (5pts)
4. Had your ass licked? (5pts)
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts)
6. Swallowed Cum? (5pts)
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM? (5pts)
8. Had anal sex? (5pts)
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts)
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts)
11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? (5pts)
12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (5pts)
13. Did a threesome? (5pts)
14. Did a foursome? (5pts)
15. Been in an Orgy? (5pts)
16. Been in a gangbang? (5pts)
17. Had sex in public? (5pts)
18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts)
19. Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts)
20. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? (5pts)
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts)
22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? (10pts)
23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? (5pts) Reached an orgasm? (5pts)
24. Watched P? (5pts)
25. Bought a dirty magazine? (5pts)
26. Posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? (5pts)
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? (5pts)
28. Had sex without protection? (5pts)
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? (5pts)
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers ? (10pts)
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? (10pts)
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? ( 10pts)
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? (10pts)
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? (5pts)
35. Made someone pass out from sex? (10pts)
36. Tasted your own cum? (5pts)
37. Masturbated? (5pts), Let someone watch you? (5pts)
38. Ever showed your naked body on cam? (5pts)
39. Had sex while on your period or40 had ur puzzy ate or ate somones puzzy? (10pts)
41. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? (10pts)
42. Had sex in a vehicle? (5pts)
43. Been caught having sex? (5pts)
44. Paid for sex? (5pts)
45. Used toys during sex? (5pts), Used food? (5pts)
46. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? (5pts)
47. Ever been dominated in bed? (5pts)
48. Ever had a wet dream? (5pts)
49. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? (5pts)
50. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? (5pts)
51. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? (10pts)
3. Licked an ass? (5pts)
4. Had your ass licked? (5pts)
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts)
6. Swallowed Cum? (5pts)
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM? (5pts)
8. Had anal sex? (5pts)
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts)
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts)
11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? (5pts)
12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (5pts)
13. Did a threesome? (5pts)
14. Did a foursome? (5pts)
15. Been in an Orgy? (5pts)
16. Been in a gangbang? (5pts)
17. Had sex in public? (5pts)
18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts)
19. Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts)
20. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? (5pts)
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts)
22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? (10pts)
23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? (5pts) Reached an orgasm? (5pts)
24. Watched P? (5pts)
25. Bought a dirty magazine? (5pts)
26. Posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? (5pts)
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? (5pts)
28. Had sex without protection? (5pts)
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? (5pts)
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers ? (10pts)
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? (10pts)
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? ( 10pts)
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? (10pts)
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? (5pts)
35. Made someone pass out from sex? (10pts)
36. Tasted your own cum? (5pts)
37. Masturbated? (5pts), Let someone watch you? (5pts)
38. Ever showed your naked body on cam? (5pts)
39. Had sex while on your period or40 had ur puzzy ate or ate somones puzzy? (10pts)
41. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? (10pts)
42. Had sex in a vehicle? (5pts)
43. Been caught having sex? (5pts)
44. Paid for sex? (5pts)
45. Used toys during sex? (5pts), Used food? (5pts)
46. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? (5pts)
47. Ever been dominated in bed? (5pts)
48. Ever had a wet dream? (5pts)
49. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? (5pts)
50. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? (5pts)
51. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? (10pts)
Scoring..
0 – 50 Average man or woman (need to be a little more adventurous)
51 – 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
101 – 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction)
151 – 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)
201 – 250 King or Queen Freak (others will never forget you)
251 – 296 over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the
class, and hang the certificate on your wall)
JUST POST YOUR SCORE & COMMENT ABOUT YOUR SCORE
0 – 50 Average man or woman (need to be a little more adventurous)
51 – 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
101 – 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction)
151 – 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)
201 – 250 King or Queen Freak (others will never forget you)
251 – 296 over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the
class, and hang the certificate on your wall)
JUST POST YOUR SCORE & COMMENT ABOUT YOUR SCORE
I am a good lady ladun lol
ReplyDeleteYou need Jesus. Why on earth would any one lick another persons anus?
ReplyDeleteAlot of pple do it. My man liks my anus every other day and i enjoy it. Nothin bad in it. Just wash it very well like ur washin the cootchy and thats it. Im talking abt lickin only not fukin from behind. Thank u
DeleteYepaaaa! Freaky little flirt *in don jazzy's voice* ! I need to be more adventurous in bed! This is a challange *in thick igbo accent* LOL
Deletei scored 120. Not bad i guess
ReplyDeleteThe things i see here i wonder if it is true oooh , make person s--t,aaaoooga ju , my score hmmmmmm !!!!!na for papa somtee oooh , olodo ni mi oooh .
ReplyDeleteScored 105... Hmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteI scored 105....hehehehehe
ReplyDelete185..
ReplyDeleteMore like 190..5 aint much of a difference.Ladun oya spill..
DeleteWhat is it with this naija people still acting like kids when it comes to sex? You won't lick ass but you will eat that nastly dried fish? Cum swallowing is healthy. To add flavor, have your man eat pineapple few days before. It will cleanse the lining of your belly. If you need more lesson or details, I will give you my bb pin. No Joke, I have valid credentials
ReplyDeleteKpowaiii !!!! __O________ prostrate. Baba oooo !
DeleteLmao @ the prostrating smiley! Well, I scored 125. Hehehehehe. Guess I'm headed in the right direction! *wink*
DeleteOh my. Just re-calculated mine. I scored 145. Geez! X_x looooooool! and yayyy. No need to wait for approval... Comments are uploaded immediately! *winning*
Delete135 yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd Ladun,its Miss Yoyin, not miss oyin.tanks a bunsh
ReplyDeleteSo I'm a big freak??? Hmmmn still xperimenting tho
ReplyDelete115, damn I need to try some crazy tins listed o!#ally says so
ReplyDeleteMiss oyin, I scored 155 not good.LOL
ReplyDeleteMiss oyin, I scored 155 not good.LOL
ReplyDeleteLong-time Lurking Anonymous Male: 215!!!!!! OMG! I didn't know I was such a freak.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have eaten ass and had my ass eaten and I have tasted my own cum. I have been in gangbangs, orgies and several threesomes and have had multiple sex partners in one day (I have probably had about 50 sex partners total)! The freakiest thing I have ever done was get oral sex from a junior boy in secondary school. I am not even 30 yet!
Thankfully, this is all in the past! I am a rehabilitated prodigal son. I have been celibate for about two years now. Praise Jesus!
Bloody Perv.your one of the sick fucks that molested innocent kids,do you know what you've done to the poor boy?don't even think you badass for having that score
DeleteCelibate is nt realy d solution cuz wen U̶̲̥̅̊ start..it bcumz worse...
DeleteU̶̲̥̅̊ have mixd plenty spirits its more dan wat we see...sex is nt just a physical fin...
Nd check urslf for HIV nd odaz...
50partnas??? WOW!!!
Dayum Anon 11:41; I throway salute O! Wa gbayi!!! (y)
ReplyDeleteCovering my face, I scored 175 I charge my husband everyday one way or the other
ReplyDeleteI scored 45,is dat normal??oh well I swear down I hate sex and everything sex related...
DeleteHehehe scored 45 too.
DeleteLol @ Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ need Jesus. Wake up and smell †ђξ cofee. Ladun where †ђξ hell did Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ get dis stuff. Anyways its G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ for a distraction frm †ђξ days work and Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ actually got me thr. Rotfl, lmfao
ReplyDeleteWONU: Woow! I dıdnt even try 70. But ı cant stop laffın hw can u make smone pass out durın ıntercourse smone pple badt gan. Am a gud gırl o ladun
ReplyDelete15 points
ReplyDeletei scored 110 hahaha
ReplyDelete195... #winning
ReplyDelete120... answering it turned me on!!!
ReplyDeleteI no try at all ,just 95...,,mtcheeeeeew.i need to step up.
ReplyDeleteU Ladun wetin u score? U resemble all those goody goody types.
ReplyDeleteToday you are preaching, the next day this is what you post! Never again mix the gospel with this trash! I'm sure Satan is so proud of you now! Sheesh
ReplyDelete130ish :D and yes answering it turned me on too. I better go seek out some girl on girl action ;)
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile what did u score Ladun????
I'm 85 and I thought I was doing tins.
ReplyDeletei scored 175....na wa 4 me o .
ReplyDelete*sprays holy water on Ladun's blog* *exits until there's relative sanity on earth again*
ReplyDeleteWONU: looooooool!
Delete35
ReplyDeletenawa....40.......what can I say!!
ReplyDelete120 ..OKoooo
ReplyDeletewww.gamugaza.blogspot.com
I'm 85 and I thought I was doing tins.
ReplyDeleteI scored 140. Love wen my ass is being spanked while havin sex *wink* Oma baby
ReplyDeleteScored 40,am ashamed
ReplyDelete180 points, can't allow my wife to see this, she will freak out.
ReplyDeleteLurking male I raise yash for u oh!@ oma baby ass spanking while havin sex is so gud like d shock waves it sends to my brain#BB shining teeth smiley. P.s Maximus where u at na I've bin luvin u long time.#ally says so
ReplyDeleteYes! I know you've heard it all! Churches are even preaching it everywhere--SPIRIT HUSBAND, SPIRIT WIFE, SPIRIT CHILDREN! Some of you have even fasted and prayed against it, many of you have attended deliverance programmes. You want to marry, they tell you you have spirit husband or wife.
ReplyDeleteYou've done everything, yet you still suffer; you are still single. WHY? It is all in the mind.
Spirit husband does NOT exist. It is a trick of the devil; a lie from the pit of hell. If you don't believe. please read
www.princessofzion.wordpress.com/2012/07/09/trick-2-you-have-a-spirit-spouse-26/
Fasten your seat belt, this is going to be short, different and liberating! Get ready to shout Hallelujah! If you’re African, I’m sure this may be an usual message for you; contrary to what is preached by many Churches. However, I am here to tell you that no such thing exists. Read your Bible! I too once fell for such, but hey there is a day of redemption for all. Today is yours. AMEN.
Do spirit husbands or wives exist?
NO! I dare you to read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation; there is not a single verse that tells us about spirit husband or wife. It is very annoying and sad that Pastor and men of God teach people about spirit spouses; even as sermons. It does not exist. People that teach this doctrine use a particular Bible passage to back up their wrong teaching. It is found in Genesis 6:1-4
However, look at what Jesus Christ says in Mark 12:18-25
“For when they shall rise from the dead, the neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven”….
This confirms that angels do not get married. Angels are spirits, and spirits don’t get married. Remember that demon spirits were once angels; they are fallen angels and as such they do not get married. The Bible refers to demon spirits as angels
2 Peter 2:4
For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgement.
Demon spirits are referred to as angels in the passage above; they are just angels that sinned. Jesus Christ himself said that at the resurrection there would be no marriages because we would all be like angels, in other words they do not get married. Now, tell me if angels don’t get married and demon spirits are angels, who then are these spiritual husbands and wives? NOBODY! There is no such thing.
Can a Christian have an evil spirit?
Spirits do NOT get married, but let’s even assume that they did, what has light got to do with darkness? (2 Corinthians 6:14). Please tell me what a demon spirit will be doing or associating with a child of the Most High God? What communion hath light with darkness or Christ with Belial?
It is just not possible for a demon spirit to get married to a child of God. Marriage makes the couple become one. How then can an evil spirit become one with a child of God? The Bible says that he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit with Him (1 Corinthians 6:17). If a chid of God is one spirit with the Lord, how then can he or she become one with an evil spirit? How can someone that is joined with the Holy Spirit be joined with an evil spirit at the same time? Don’t be deceived by such tricks.
A Christian can’t be possessed by any kind of evil spirit. Spirit spouses do NOT exist but even if they did, no christian can have a spirit husband or wife or serpentine spirit, marine spirit or any other evil spirit. It is IMPOSSIBLE! The Bible says that the body of every Christian is the temple of the Holy Spirit that lives in him (1 Corinthians 6:19). If the Holy Spirit lives in the body of a Christian, all the spirit spouse, ask the Holy Spirit to move along, so he can enter the body of the Christian? NO, it is not possible.
Please join us for more truths here and stop listening to non-scriptural tricks and teachings.
www.princessofzion.wordpress.com
I scored 20.
ReplyDeleteMe too! Scored 70 and thought I was Angelina Jolie!
ReplyDeleteFunmi
Lol...Now this is interesting n fun! Luving it! :D And just reading those questions gotten me horny alreadyyyy!! :D *covers face* ...But big ewwwwwwww at the sh*t one tho!
ReplyDeleteHaving ur a$$ licked is ticklish n sweeeeeeet!! :D Luv me some 'sweet pain' sometimes too! Hmmmnnn...:p
Meanwhile scored a cool 135. :)
Na wa oh! Which type of last carrying is this? See dulling from my side
ReplyDelete*calculating scores speedily - I shall not carry last*
SCORES: 70
Mogbe! Me a beginner? O_o mehn I need to sit up oh! Not funny
*googles porn for beginners *
MAXIMUS!!!! U really haf carry last O! 70??? U can do wayyyyy better!
ReplyDeleteNa Oyinkan score remain wey me I wan see! That chic is a girl after my heart!
maximus u rily carrid last on dis post. Was waiting to c ur own comment since no show. U fall my hand joh
ReplyDelete@Miss Yoyin my luv
ReplyDelete*crying seriously*
Its Laduns fault jor! I had been refreshing her page waiting for new posts, nothing. So I dozed off to rest my big belle! I'm 7 months pregnant by the way. Oya all LLB readers, show me some love. A little maximus is on the way in 2 months
Wish you well. Safe delivery and plz when baby comes remember us though I know it won't be easy
DeleteGod is with you darling and you will deliver safely, ladun's blog kept me well entertained during my own pregnancy cause I was on bed rest and doctor said I should not do anything so yea thanks ladun and my baby is 3 months now
DeleteCongrats dear...wishing u a safe delivery xx
DeleteAaaaawwwwww congrats MAXI I wish u a save delivery
ReplyDeleteOmg!!!! Ladun Liadi I looooove ur blog. Can't bliv av bn killing myself in LIB. Ur blog is fun bcos the comments are not too many but they are juicy.
ReplyDeleteMe I scored 155.......ayam a bahd gyal 4 lyf hehehehehe
@Maximus the superstar congratulations. No wonder u'r alwys on LIB or LLB. I guess the laffs u get helps u numb the pain and stress. Pele
Yayyyyy!!!! A mini maximus is on d wayyyy!!! Asokale anfani O! Amin :) dnt ask me to interprete tho... :D
ReplyDeleteI scored a mesly 65 and I thot I was running things! Anyway considering I just popped my cherry 2 weeks ago and already on 65 I'm doing good..:D
ReplyDeleteand na wa o @ the guy who had a juniour boy give him a BJ! May u not run into the boy in future sha...how could u make him suck ur dick?? Smh!
ReplyDeleteYaaaaaayyyyyyy maximus is here o but wait o that 75 low tho nne u gorra try some tins o and congrats on our lil maximus. Ladun ur blog is getting too addictive esp tis topic na waya I'm suppose to b reading for my last paper cos I'm graduating tmao ok wish me luck.*runs to wear spec to read*#Ally says so
ReplyDelete@tinuke,
ReplyDeleteOmo, you are on your way to 5000 by year end.
Funmi
70 I meant ok bye#Ally says so
ReplyDeleteLadun,I guess u are reali horny???u wana bang
ReplyDeleteChoi! Boys have done things sha *smh* I dare not post my score on this blog, otherwise so many marriages will be broken and so many men will become single over night. Not bragging, but I've got the goods and am good. @maximus na who com giv u belle na? All d support wey I dey giv u, u no knw sey na toasting be dat? Mtcheeew
ReplyDeleteBe decieving urself am sure u didn't even score upto 50..I know men like u,empty barrels
DeleteAs a psychologist, one thing I've come to know for sure is that...wheneva a man retorts that he's D Man, he's tryna make up for the shortage down there...*winks*
Delete225.....lol...does this make me a bad person....lol....naaaa keeps my man home....no dulling in bed
ReplyDeleteMine is 30. I don carry last?
ReplyDeleteJeez, i scored 201!!! My dick is so hard right now thinking about all of this things....Does that makes me a freak??
ReplyDelete201?Lmao why are you a LIAR? Where's the one from?cos they were all even numbers.You honestly didn't to comment if you had to lie?there's no reward whatsoever ha.o ga o
Delete201? Buhahahahahahahaha. I'm guessing the 1 represents the number of times you haven't lied in your life.
Deleteme 100, phew, via my broken patch patch Hp laptop,
ReplyDeleteChai I don slap back for this one o! Ladun I no go post am score - e no gel I beg
ReplyDeleteYay!!!! Mama na girl is back. Dancing azonto. O yay the rest begin come back
Delete@ Maximus: Congrats o, now I know why you're so active on this blog.
ReplyDelete@ The guy who molested a junior in boarding school - you're sick and need help for even sharing that.
@ Ladun: Me I'm not feeling this post sha. I know sex sells but you can still keep your blog a bit clean. No need to go the LIB route just to generate comments.....just saying. God bless, love you still.x
115, and i thought i was dry lol
ReplyDeleteDeare,st mama na girl!, we r happy to have u back oooooo like Anons typed yayyyyyy
ReplyDeleteLong-time Lurking Anonymous Male: All you guys giving me grief about the junior boy need to chill out! I didn't force him, I wasn't the first senior boy to employ his services and I wasn't the last. The boy was famous for his special skills and serviced a lot of boys in my class. He is now married with kids (filthy rich too). We all do stupid stuff as children.
ReplyDeleteThat idiot lurking male; you are such a sick and perverted LIAR living in fantasy island. Poverty kill u there. Liar oshi. In ur last post, you said u r not up to 30, d kid was ur junior, meaning he shld be arnd 25 or less, and now u say he's married, has KIDS and is filthy rich. God punish your goat prick there. You think we are all slow pokes like you? Ode oshi. I'm sure u molest little boys even till this day. Na God go punish u by dashing u AIDS without the HIV stages. Anuofia.
Delete"The freakiest thing I have ever done was get oral sex from a junior boy in secondary school. I am not even 30 yet!" Dis statement seems lyk u njoyed it n still won't mind it! U'r either a DL broda or Bi! U cld nt even hide d xcitment! Infact u'r a perv n shot urself in d foot wen u got carried away typed n posted dis! May God xpose ur type ijn! Oniranu
DeleteLWKmD!!!
DeleteI really didn't want to comment but lurking male's comment just couln't pass me by. Dude, I understand that we did shameful things when we were young but dang! U seem so proud about these 'shameful' things. Lemme tell u this story: i was kinda a lesbian in secondary school(kinda cos I didn't even know the meaning of lesbian then), though I didn't go that deep, as in fingering et al, just a lil bit of smooching, I cower in shame anytime I think about it and make sure I avoid the girl I did it with both of fb and reality. I hate hate hate the stuff I did when I was young and widh I could just erase the memory but I will just have to live with it believing that I was just young and a lil bit clueless. Pheww, hp y'all enjoyed my story. Feel free to make a movie about it.
DeleteAnd hope I made a point sha?!
If you tried that here in the UK, you won't have gone scut free mate....It won't matter in the court if law that the boy offered
ReplyDeleteWat does the boy being filthy rich have to do with anything?? I'm sure that nigga na closet gay man! Does his wife know that the same mouth and lips she kisses, na the mouth wey service boys back in sch? Na the same mouth wey dey colleck dick like say na toothpick he dey use clean mouth...Na wa o! Naija we hail thee! We women have suffered!
ReplyDeletescored 195...but if i really thought about it..could go as high as 210
ReplyDeletescore: 160*wink*
ReplyDeletema own na 75
ReplyDelete115! still young and fresh :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't even bother testing myself, cos I'm 25 and still have my vcard in tact. Hope to try some on my hubby someday.
ReplyDeleteYea right, that man u are waiting for will fuck a girl even when he propose to you, even when you guys will be planing your wedding, so dokpemu stay there and be keeping it for someone who after banging u will still go out Nd bang others, hate when girls say am a virgin and am keeping it for my man, guys no dey do dt one ohhhh mumu st 25
Deletejust 105 and i thought i was a don......nonsense need to step up. wife where are you? oya come O!!
ReplyDeletejust 105 and i thought i was a don......nonsense need to step up. wife where are you? oya come O!!
ReplyDeleteWe are talking about turning away from our immoral acts and here you are promoting that, does that make you a "good" Christian? If ever you were! God have mercy on us. If you like post my comment, but you have read it!
ReplyDelete165
ReplyDelete170. ahem, enough experience over the years. Naijas shouldnt be so self-righteous and self-conscious when it comes to matters of sex. it would help solidify your relationships/marriages.
ReplyDeleteit is ok to talk about it, learn about it and act on it to please your partner and yourself.
As for that perveted fool, see how you have outed yourself. shameless twat. y'all encouraged and exploited that poor junior boy. nemesis will catch up with you. liar liar, pants on fire.
175 Fa!!.Choi!! Lemme explain...I have issues with 3some, i no go gree me n anoder dude straff 1 chic simply cos incase hin dick big pass my own nko! and as i no de tey b4 release, hin go de hamma n me i go jus de dia de do wetin? suck bress? abegabegabeg!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have done almost all, except that my husband is the only sex partner I've had so no gang sex for me, no sex with more than one partner for me.
Sex in public places is good (in France oh), the thought of getting caught gives multiple orgasms.
No 3rd party records our sex, we just position the camcorder.
Hahahahahahahaaha
yeepa 135 pere i need to up my game and do all those some some jare.hian
ReplyDeleteyeepa 135 pere i need to up my game and do all those some some jare.hian
ReplyDeleteyeepa 135 pere i need to up my game and do all those some some jare.hian
ReplyDeleteMAXIMUSssssssss that's gud news!!!!!! As tradition requires, when little maxi arrives buy baby powder and share for all LLB'ers to rub on their neck
ReplyDelete@Miss Yoyin,na only mouth Oyinkan get oooo,action (0).
ReplyDelete135 aint bad though after seeing 45and 75.what are you people doing?mummy and daddy style?Lol
Ladun u go dey put bad things for person mind oooo.kai
Really how can one pass out during sex?that is scary as shit
Thanks everyone for the warm wishes. I'll let you guys know when little maximus pops out
ReplyDelete*kisses to all of you*
Scored 105, Big Freak I guez, heading in the right direction lol
ReplyDeleteGot 125 that is even too high o, but ayam a good girl now. All these pple with high scores must have done threesomes and orgies. I don't think I want to ever be that adventurous, but some people are trying sha, I carry yansh! i
ReplyDeletei only got 1 point...coz am a virgin...and Naija girls always do shakara 4 me, but on this blog they are showing themselves...if any girl is out there, come and help me and move me to 250....!!! as for the guy that did it with the junior boy in school...god is watchingyou on 3D HD TV with webcam ...47vids.com (was with tiwa savage on my dreams mattress)
ReplyDelete45..... Oh Well!
ReplyDelete@maximus have you seen what the baby looks like? When next you go for antenatal scan, ask for the picture to be printed...frame it...and cherish it for life. It's the best feeling ever
ReplyDelete@Mother of 3: Noted! Thanks
DeleteFrom the scores I see here, I'm glad the road to heaven won't be crowded by all of you. Enough space for me to march into heaven with my fellow saints.
ReplyDeleteLmao! Soooo tru!
DeleteLmao, more room for us to march and walk freely.....
Delete75
ReplyDeleteProfessor X oh shut up pls! Pretenders do the worst
ReplyDelete@ Long Lusting Male: You're sick, even if you paid him, he was your juniour. Hmm... only in naija can you get away with that. You need help o, you are either bi-sexual or in the closet gay. Either way you need help cos you sound so proud of it, even bragging about it. If you weren't gay or bi you wouldn't even be talking about it here if it was 'foolish things you did as kids'...just saying.
ReplyDeleteLong-time Lurking Anonymous Male: Judge all you like! My God has forgiven me. We were all young and really stupid. The guy left the school and many years later, he added me on FB and he already had a wife (the staunch muslim type that covers her head and body), two kids and was living large. So I am happy things worked out for him.
ReplyDelete@At the stupid woman saying "things women have suffered", please shut-up! Nobody complains about things "men have suffered" when they marry reformed whores and part-time lesbians. Happens all the time.
Please stop judging. I wish I could go back and edit my post so you guys will just shut-up with your bloody judgments.
U got oral sex 4rm a jnr boy wen u were in secondary sch...den u went ahead 2 type "I didn't force him, I wasn't the first senior boy to employ his services and I wasn't the last. The boy was famous for his special skills and serviced a lot of boys in my class"...seems lyk it was a normal thn 4 u n ur classmates...it's ur type d@ will marry a woman n still av bf on d side! Stop deceiving urself. Cont 2 shoot urself in d foot kk!
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DeleteI'm feeling you on "reformed whores and part-time lesbians". You got me bawling hard. Women all over the world (including me just go served with that one liner.
*gives you cyber high-5 for that line"
I SCORED 95....WELL MI LIKE.
ReplyDelete145... hmmn not too bad... i've had at least 20 partners so far n still ready to cheat more n more i wld like to try the threesome thingy
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ReplyDeleteLong-time Lurking Anonymous Male: @06:22 - Well, it happened and I am not proud of it. You do all sorts of crazy things when your teenage body is full of raging hormones at an all-boys school. I have probably cleared 50+ girls since then but God delivered me from the demons of lust, partying, smoking and drinking. I have been forgiven much and I am supremely grateful to God for his mercies. Yeah, I scored 215 because I was a freak but look at me now! I am young, rich, saved and engaged to be married (have't touched my fiancee yet)! Hate and judge all you want! :-) OK, I am going back to lurking!
ReplyDelete101 – 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction) I scored 135
ReplyDeletethanks my peeps on LLbers! Love u all
ReplyDeleteI was so sure I was going to put people in the shade with my badass...only to score a measly 65. I have vex.
ReplyDelete@Professor X said...room to match.....hehehhehehe, so true so true . may God save this future nigerians
ReplyDeleteDamn! I must really be a freak. I score 260, but then I do like to enjoy sex, despite fact that I'm a chic!
ReplyDelete@ professor x.i wld join you.wen did we get to this orgies group sex sad.jesus really told us we are in the last days.pls all of you scoring high and clapping for urselves take heed.GOD is nt mocked.repent wile its still day.hoping to see u all in heaven.maximus have a safe delivery.and GOD bless and keep you all.amen
ReplyDelete@ professor x.i wld join you.wen did we get to this orgies group sex sad.jesus really told us we are in the last days.pls all of you scoring high and clapping for urselves take heed.GOD is nt mocked.repent wile its still day.hoping to see u all in heaven.maximus have a safe delivery.and GOD bless and keep you all.amen
ReplyDelete@ professor x.i wld join you.wen did we get to this orgies group sex sad.jesus really told us we are in the last days.pls all of you scoring high and clapping for urselves take heed.GOD is nt mocked.repent wile its still day.hoping to see u all in heaven.maximus have a safe delivery.and GOD bless and keep you all.amen
ReplyDeleteGoshhh why all this attack on Long-time Lurking Anonymous Male?! Jeeez! Some people r always soo damn quick to judge others not seeing the filthy specks in their own eyes first! Do u even know what ur husbands,BF's n even brothers do behind closed doors with other men?! Keep on judging n not mind ur own! Hehehe
ReplyDeleteLMAO at all comments! OYINKAN,don't worry,we are on a fast track...we are going there(in jenifa's voice)
ReplyDeleteTo y'all whose scores were in d 200 region;I doff my hat O! U pple have done bad bad things(or still doing sef!) Hehehe
Wow just seeing miss Yoyin's score.same as mine.we are getting there*chop knuckle*
ReplyDelete120 all the way!!!
ReplyDelete3some my boyfriend brought the girl. Another time we were in Abj together and we saw this girl with the tinniest waist and biggest hips we picked her went up and both banged her...
Another time I watched him bang his wife on their living room sofa in ikoyi, while I was giving her a hand job on her clit... then he came and myself and his wife went wild on ourselves!!!
Things day happen for 9ja make una no talk!!
@ Anonymous 10:32 - Tales By Moonlight. #Godiswatchingyou
ReplyDeleteIf I had gone thru this, I wouldn’t have posted it, lol. I only read the first few lines and quickly posted it because I was rushing out. Just went thru the post now. Wow, but because I promised, geez gat to say what I scored. Its 70… well I don’t feel bad, cus sex isn’t it. You can’t rate me with that lai lai, lol.
ReplyDelete@ Lucy Losse WOAH THERE! _____o_
ReplyDeleteLadun well done
ReplyDeleteWaow, I like this, really different from the regular gist. Help gives u an insight also into the kind of person one is sexually. As for me, I scored 130 points, guess it shows am quite adventurous when with d right person. The craziest of all was having a good bang at the stock-exchange car park (the one at the top, opposite C.B.N) around 7:30pm,which was around d time some executives were closing for d day and heading to their cars, but we both couldn't hold it,(wanted a quickie in d office, while with him but most of his staffs were around, as it was a busy day)thus d huger/desire for each other lead to this, thank-God nobody came that way. The excitement was so intense that i had what was called multiple orgasms.
ReplyDelete@Lucy Losse: Chai! Juicyyyyyyyyyyy :D
ReplyDeleteGetting hottt in here! Lol
Mogbe laye mi 45 ke!
ReplyDelete"@ Lucy lose,pls beg me to close my mouth.Omo u rotten small o.Olohun ma je
ReplyDelete@Lucy Losse WooooooooooooW!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMadam Lucy Losse abeg nack us more tory! I know what u told us is just appetizer of what uv done. Now nack us de main de main koko. Am all ears!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteshout out to all the old commentators coming back, you guys made me love this blog 2012 bride i see u
ReplyDeletei scored 00 am a clean girl
ReplyDeleteHa! I thought I was badass with my 190 but wow. Wow. And wow. I bow for some of una o.
ReplyDeletescored 165, i honestly miss my single days...
ReplyDeletekai jesus lord now i know i really need to be born again i am a professional freak o the one you didnt add which i have done is to hqave multiple partners almost everyday for 3weeks.i am even ashamed to post my scores here honestly lol
ReplyDeletesuffice to say the only one i v not done is same sex and shitting and the way out freaky stuffs
@lucabracee sinceeeee*rme*...I used to imagine u as one yummy looking geekily innocent dude like that...now you've ruined that fantasy for me*sadface*
Deleteshegelulu..255....using one hand to cover my face
ReplyDelete140 isnt exactly too bad or too good. I miss my single days!
ReplyDeleteanon 05;01
ReplyDeletehonestly thats what i though of myself too until ladun shattered all my perception of myself can you imagine but im way chilled out now sha lol
@2012 bride, una don fuck faint before??????
ReplyDeleteWelcome back here.
M a professional freak hehehe happy
ReplyDeleteChei! Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ plenty comment cos of sex. Laff haff kill me. I scored 115. Guess am still on track. No room for threesomes or orgy cos am happily married. One man is enuf abeg. But I'll definitely be more adventurous wit my man.
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Well when I got to 250 I had to stop! Me: 28 yr old unmarried, childless female...my blood is close to my skin sha! *WiNk* Ps...I am not ashamed :)
ReplyDeleteThis is crazy
ReplyDeleteScore = 55 hmn.
ReplyDeleteWhats a golden shower and snowball please? Beginner freak like me needs to know to get to next level hehehe.
@ Maximus: congrats on your bump, sitting on an exercise ball helps position bubs too just FYI :)
Golden Shower: The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
ReplyDeleteSnowballing: A very kinky sexual game when after someone has had sperm ejaculated into their mouth they hold it orally rather than spitting or swallowing, then french-kiss with their partner.
Source: Urbandictionary.
You're welcome!
Oh dear.....#covering face#.... My score is 270 and I didn't add up a few things cuz I wasn't sure if I had done it (might have been to wasted to remember)..... Hehehehehehehehe
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