Hello Readers of 247NG,
Am 32 years old dating a girl of 27years.I have been following this blog for a while now and am encouraged with some of the advices given here.Am sure you are all aware of the recent killings of the four students of UNIPORT in Aluu community.Am a native of Imo state.All this while,i never gave it a thought to know my woman`s village in Port-harcourt,but the recent killings of the student made me to be curious to know her particular village in Port-harcourt.She tried to cover the issue,but I insisted on knowing and she said it`s Aluu comunity.It really came to me as a shock,this is because,this same girl have threatened me with a knife few months back when we had a minor argument.Please my people your advice is greatly needed as am so confused at the moment.
Thanks
What's funny?
ReplyDeleteReally wats funny? So until he dies u wl knw its not abi ladun
DeleteLadi this is ur funniest post ever. Was having a bad day, but this just made me laugh. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteMy friend abegiiii. Pack her bags and tell her to get the fuck out. N she even threatened u with knife too. Choi u don't even need to ask oh.
Aluu??? and you still dey ask question instead make you run. Let Aluu people marry each other. Its not safe for outsiders.
ReplyDeleteLadun Thank goodness you've changed that picture.
ReplyDeleteTuleeee!! Runn 4 ur life!! Hahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMsT: Lmaoo.. OMG.. This is so funny! U beta be careful with her.. #DarrisAll
ReplyDeletelol....funny not . What happened in ALUU happens everywhere in Naija. Do you know how many dead body with tyre i have seen in balogun market ?. So are all the people from Lagos evil or traders in balogun market. Jungle justice is a common practice in Naija, there is an outcry now blc it is right in our faces.
ReplyDeleteThe boys are cute and fine, not hard criminal looking like the ones you see killed and more outcry blc they were innocent .
Even after Aluu i saw a picture of one they said happen last week in warri
Many people have been abusing the town of Aluu but this has been happening in Naija. SAY no to jungle justice but that doesnt mean they are cursed . That doesnt mean ALUU people are more wicked than any other town in Nigeria. What happened in Mubi , isnt it worse than ALUU. sadly no public outcry
I am not from Aluu but common guys, enough already. I agree with the above anonymous, human beings are wicked. No community is an exception. Sad that this particular one happened in Aluu and to the promising boys. When Fulani herdsmen went on a massacre mission, how many rained curses on them? Enough of the curses(for those that have been cursing unborn generations). So if someone is from Aluu, automatically the person will kill u, abi?
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U are still seeking for advice after u found out she is from Aluu and she already threatened u with a knife as an ordinary girlfriend?If u die....na u cause ur own death o!
ReplyDeleteLike brother...Like sister! If u no waka fast,na u go be next o.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... You neva marry her and she don dey threaten you with knife. You bera use ur tongue to count ur teeth.
ReplyDeleteU dey look for advice abi?U NOR GO RUN?Until dem burn you before ur eye go clear.Never advise yourself,until she go say u steal her pad.Ode!
ReplyDeletePls run for ur laif oo!ALUU ke!oloun maje
ReplyDeleteYou better run, it's safer to go and marry someone from Okija. Mumu.
ReplyDeleteRun like there is no tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteKMT. Why are you not angry and sermonising about trivialising the Aluu issue? The way you were with the dining in the flood picture.
ReplyDeleteLmfo, seriously?
ReplyDeleteMy first reaction was a loud laughter.What does being from Aluu have to do with her threatening him with a knife...abeg park well joor
ReplyDeleteLmao! The young man is looking for how to excuse himself frm d relationship and he has found a steaming delicious one. When I finish laughing I'll think of an advice to give. Lwkmd!
ReplyDeleteHaahahahahahahah. Now this is ril funny. Pls no advice from me.
ReplyDeleterun for ur dear life my bro
ReplyDeleteRun for your dear life, she has threatened you with a knife and you are not even married yet. That says a lot about her.
ReplyDeletelol seriously its so funny.what is he trying to say?that all of dem.......
ReplyDeleteIf this story is actually true, I wanna know this: dude, what da hell are u doing with a girl that threatened u with a knife???? I don't understand men. With all the nice girls out there, u choose to be foolish enough to date a psycho? Later u will say women are wicked! The problem here isn't where she's from, YOU are the problem! U chose to be with a crazy woman. Good luck o.
ReplyDeleteYou are from Imo and you married someone without knowing her village? Lies. Imo people wey get high sense pass anyone.
ReplyDeletetufiaaaaa!! Aluu have you seen The video footage of the barbaric killings of Aluu4? the video was
ReplyDeletetaken by Aluu women. They encouraged their men to beat the lives out of the students. They encouraged their men to set fire on the boys even though they were still alive. One of the women even commented that one of the boys "no gree die" and encouraged the men to push the screaming boy into the flames.
Now tell me, how much more wicked can a human being Be ?Especially a woman who is supposed to have borne a pregnancy for 9 months, endured the pains of childbirth, and yet was happy to see another woman's son (or rather, other women's sons) killed in the most inhumane way ;(
As far as I'm concerned, it's a cursed village / town / community and the Aluu women are just as wicked as the men, if not more.
Honestly! True talk! Such a wicked world
DeleteMy dear broda u better run for ur dear life,cos this life is too precious to worry abt stupid tins,how can a woman threaten u wit a knife and u r still wit ha?weda she is from aluu or whtave,who does that?it is barberic,and for the fat dt d whole community is cus is enough for u to run,I m saying dis cos I hav brodas and I love dem,any woman, lady who kw how to carry weapon is nt a good wife matirals take it or lv it.if u still want to manage ha it is les for u,
DeleteIf u c it funny I dnt think ur parents will c it dsame way,my dear broda pls for d sake of God wise up and run for ur dear life.cos as for me I dnt like woman who kw how to fight or carry weapon wen they r angry?may God help us all
Deletevery unserious guy........this is an opportunity to end the relationship
ReplyDeleteO pls stay in the relationship till you're stabs you. Hahahahahaha very funny gist, abeg bros don't just don't run fleeeeeeeeeeee and don't look back. The signs are der
ReplyDeletemaybe i don't have a sense of humour or i don't enjoy morbid humour but i don't find it funny in the least..
ReplyDeletethe joke at the best of time is infantile and dry and at this time when parents and loved ones are mourning very young lives is not considerate,in bad taste ill timed and not though through at all by whoever came up with it
Haaa bless you for this comment....
DeleteThis is so funny! The fact that she is from Aluu doesn't mean she's dangerous, this could have happened in any nigerian community. It's not right to stereotype anyone from Aluu based on the actions of some criminals there. Any decision to leave her should be based on the knife threat and not the fact that she's from Aluu.
ReplyDeleteLol bro wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait 4 Run 4 Ūя̲̅ life cos 1 day she wil J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ roast U̶̲̥̅̊ chop.........moreova I trust Ūя̲̅ Mama is not aware abi cos if she does she disown U̶̲̥̅̊.Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!
ReplyDeleteNonsense! 32yrs old dumbo, grow some balls and kick that violent woman out ASAP!
ReplyDeleteJungle justice is done everywhere in Nigeria. I have seen it many years ago done in Ikeja . All you cursing Aluu keep doing it, the curses will bounce right back to you . What we need to do is stop cursing and stop stereotyping. Instead spend that time in educating people that Jungle Justice is barbaric and needs to STOP.
ReplyDeleteLadun shebi you slammed joking about serious affairs ie flood and all.. Please isn’t this a tasteless joke too about a serious affair. Why re post it and give it cheap publicity. Hypocrisy MUCH!!!
All the curses are right on your head and your many generations to come. Bloody idiot like you. You dare to speak!!... Let your son or brother that was sent to school be violently killed and filmed , then you can come back here and prove self righteous , only then , would we listen to you. Fool!!!.. I'm sure you're from Aluu , that's why you feel the need to support them.. God punish you!!.. See their useless faces... Buncha never do wells... Just killed those sweet boys for nothing... Chai... If I hear you for there... Ill fish you out and personally deal with you!... Monkey!!!
DeleteYou are the one that is a monkey, and I won't stoop to ur level and insult u. Just knw any curse is bouncing rigth back at u and ur generation in double folds.....so keep d curses coming and then in a few years let me knw how ur life turned out.
DeleteIf u had any element of sense, u will clearly see that I am not in support of jungle justice but u r too thick to see that
Mary.. I said shut your dirty trrappp... You're still talking... See your stupid head like goat... See mouth like " I don't support jungle justice"... Ogun kill you there!.... If you don't support Aluu people, why then would you say anyone raining curses on them would have the curses bounce right back at them? Ehn?? Do those boys look like hardened thieves??? Do you know the pain their families are going through?? Oh no you dont..!.. You sit behind your computer or maybe your cheap blackberry and type shit with your calloused fingers and you think it's funny ehn??? Mrs self righteous Mary???... God punish that your finger you used in calling me thick.... You think you're smart eh?? Your whole village can't even step to this.. Idiaaat!! Gosh , I hate people like you.. Yes ... Because if you we're affected, I bet my life you'd be singing a different song... Ewu Gambia like you.
Deletednt need anyone 2 tell me dat dis was cooked up
ReplyDeleteAluu People are Ikwerres.
ReplyDeleteMy dear poster, Ikwerres use cutlasses in cutting their wedding cake. Hope you get my point.
No be lie!! They are known for cutting off people's heads after sharpening their cutlasses... No be today... Those people from that zone have no value for human lives!!!!
Delete@anon 19:43.........ALUU winch. I know you're one of them
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