"As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more of a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons.
We still remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy.”
Where are LLB English students? All they know is how to abuse others. Oya come and translate. Prof x, Maximus, Fatimah, Lucabracee the all knowing, Sociable show yourselves.
ReplyDeleteFirst Anon, Hmmmmmm my brother/sister, this one pass me o! Even I, I'm flabawhelmed! My brain is in a state of esperencial kikokratic kinkin kronkum
Delete*my humble self takes a bow*
*over to you Prof X, Luca B, Fatibumbum*
*goes to borrow neighbour's dictionary*
DeleteLol maximumu u sef wan crase abi?
DeleteDnt mind d haters do ur thang girl
>>>>>>>>A distant admirer says so
(ur stupid head shud not swell oh)!
#TEAMMAXIMUS™>>>>>>>>
Oya correction fluid where are u?
Deletewahala dey
ReplyDeletehiaaaaa! Why must this man always do this na? We know you know how to speak English. Nobody is competing with u. Infact u carry first sef. However as usual sir, u've failed to communicate with anyone besides the voices in ur head. Smh.
ReplyDeleteValerie.
here we go again..people that love to correct people's use of the english language..dare you to have a go!!
ReplyDelete@anon 19;58
ReplyDeleteabeg me sef dey carry dictionary for this main grammar loool
i think if the man doesn't release the periodic grammatical explosives he ll burst
I had to grab soda after reading this message. He made a lot of sense but all those grammars aren't needed most times to convey a message to pedestrian brains and minds especially when majority are lame politically and otherwise in Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteHow long are we going to wait for this so called discussion of our nationhood that had been preached by
our fore father? This is all we hear Everytime ,he was in office representing EDO state why didn't he initiate the change/discussion? This so called change we want in Nigeria has to start with individual change not just waiting on Govt. we are the Govt. Nigeria is ours whether we like it or not. The disintegration of Nigeria will affect everyone home and abroad directly or indirectly. We have to stop a lot for Nigeria to be catapulted e.g tribalism ,discrimination ,looting public funds,fake documents for employments,religious fight etc and the major thing that would have put a full stop to crimes in Nigeria is the national ID obasanjo wanted to introduced which was done half way and later abandoned due to some cabals and god fathers that thought it was a means for people to trace illegality in govt.
The porosity of the mind of the masses makes it worst because we are use to short cuts and who know man process.
In Nigeria lines in super markets don't work,in bank,restaurant ,etc and it's one thing the western countries don't joke with here in the US. If you dont leave the shore of Nigeria I bet you won't see anything wrong in what is going on in that country and I am talking from experience. There are things I use to do while in Nigeria that I realize its abnormal here and now I am use to respecting people's opinion,religion,decisions,privacy and above all respect to humanity.
These are things Nigerians don't do or care about. It's goes a long way and that's why our govt fail to implement certain things that will end up nailing them down easily and we the masses careless as sufferings smiling has been part of us.
THE CHANGE WE ALL WANT STARTS FROM US BECAUSE WE ARE THE GOVT.
Sociable like seriously? wtff is up with you?
DeleteUa jux a fool.how dare u write a whole social studies chapter.smh
DeleteTranslate wetin dis baba talk to pidgin mbok
ReplyDeleteI actually prefer hearing him talk than read his Big grammer.
ReplyDeleteOk
ReplyDeleteHEADACHE!!!
ReplyDeleteThis man Again. he makes me laugh
ReplyDeleteLorlah Bhanks
Migrain headache!
ReplyDeletethat is to say....
ReplyDeleteO ti gorkpa
DeleteNawa o
ReplyDelete.Well spoken prof well spoken coudnt ve agreed wit U̶̲̥̅̊ any beta! ℓ̊ totally understnd ΨђåƮ he has vacumdnized out....
ReplyDelete*yinmu! Oya translate na.... IKTM
DeleteHehehe cwious story fO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я anoda day
DeleteLmao.. Pls Whr do we start from? I'm perplexed!!
ReplyDeleteCorrection fluid oya come out ooooooooo
ReplyDeleteNa everything person dey correct?lol
Deletehe is right *wink*
ReplyDeleteMuaahahahah. Ladun's future husband. Oya Ladun claim it quick. Bobo yi ko gbadyn rara. He is not well
ReplyDeleteLol @Valerie...Bless
ReplyDeleteMaxi, Luca una carry dico? Opari
ReplyDelete@Sociable i don't get it. Is that the translation of what Mr Obahiagbon meant?
ReplyDeleteLol leave me alone
Delete@sociable,ua jux a fool I swear 4 writing a whole social studies note up dere.u suck!
DeleteI dare correction fluid to come and correct anyone now. I dare the anon. Prof you sef no get dictionary? heheehee see Ladun's commenters oo
ReplyDeletelook at his over sized trouser is he ok?or is too much education scattering his brains?
ReplyDeleted man dey lie jooor. make e no cm use bread pack our stew stew 4 here.
ReplyDeletewith his shambolic usterigburus, sokoto on his shit sack called stomach.
ReplyDeletei think in summary he is simply saying that for this country to move past politics and that is based on ethnic sentiments ....we have to convene a national sovereign conference to determine/discuss if the nation called nigeria is still viable .....*okbye*
ReplyDelete@correction fluid,kai u fall my hand lwkmdo!sotey u sef speak broken english...Maximus abeg o,my belle dey pain me for laugh!!!!Lwkmdo
ReplyDeleteIlliteracy
ReplyDeleteAbeg my head wan scatter dis grammar too much ooo biko even oga Jona no go sabi dis one now wat impact has he made.lolzzz LWKM!!!
ReplyDelete@anon 06;14
ReplyDeleteif you don't carry dicco,then you r heading for a brain tumour o
@sociable
ReplyDeletedo you stand by your translation of honourable igodo megodo's literary epistle
Posing for the camera with his chest-level pair of pants, Patrick Obahiagbon is a fiery, compulsive lexicographer who is in urgent need of a craniotomy. For a while now, he's been crying out for help, and nobody seems to care. Help him before the pressure rises to a fatal level!
ReplyDeleteI don die!!! Honourable u wan kill me..
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