Monday, October 1, 2012

Quote of the Day: Toolz

“Jazzy and Banky are good friends of mine. My relationship status is plain currently, I’m not married. Marriage is absolutely in the cards for me. Right now I’m focusing on finding the right person, it is very important that I find someone who respects the sanctity of marriage like I do.”

54 comments:

  1. She looks really good in the pic

    Kindly check out this site.
    http://africansweetheart.blogspot.co.uk/

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  2. Cough you asked or really care ........ Next (photoshopped much)

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  3. more advertising..first karen..now this..who's next..Ladun..Linda..lol!!

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  4. i hear you jare toolz your miracle is on the way with private concorde jet very very big fish,i trust the money miss road subsidy businessmen,contractors with new money e.t.c with one wife looking for glamorous second wife have heard you loud and clear and they will be all out for you.
    people like us don't have the financial or even physical muscle to carry the whole package you are advertising...

    in fact if you don't mind looks i will recommend the south south big boy ayiri emame

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    1. Nor let Asba hear yu ooo...if yur complexion is not in competition with yellow pawpaw don't evn bother, Ayiri nor go reason yur side

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  5. Blehhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U wey resemble house

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    1. Lmao!!!!!!!!!!cray comment

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  6. Is she advetising? i dont get it!

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  7. Emperor Bintin Laye01 October, 2012 22:36

    look down, my lady, your husband is there! beauty not well managed becomes a curse! i love u as person and also as an oap. you are very professional.

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  8. Ok toolz... We hear u. Evrybody na "good friends" to u. Oya shank nko? Pls tell us he's "good friend" of urs too. Abegi leave story 4 tortoise. We knw as e dey go!

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  9. LOL, who cares? No one mate. Take several seats abeg.

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  10. Ladun didn't post most of the comments. Lol

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  11. And as a fellow artists ma I can confirm Banky and Din Jazzy have had a fair share of your cake and say it does not smell or taste nice.Bye

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  12. en! shank ke? pls yarn us d full story

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  13. Toolz u need to lose the tight outfits if u really want to settle down guys see u and say she wld be a good lay cos that's what u are putting in their face. Trust me I love skin tight hugging clothes o but when I started meeting a lot of hit and run guys I started to reduce it as a matter of fact I dnt even pay attn to the guys that see me in tight outfits anymore it's the ones that see me in jeans n tank tops n t-shirts n no make up that I pay attn to not that they are any beta o but it's beta than a guy faking a relationship just to sleep with you cos of the tight outfit he saw u in.

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  14. luca pls ayiri is a friends husband ....why do you mention peoples names like this......

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    1. Because he is the most senseless person ever. Doesn't stop for a second to think before his bony fingers connect with his keypad.

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    2. I wish the idiot would reveal his identity! You're not alone on knowing the names he types! Just when I get the idiots identity!

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    3. If u can settle me i'll provide his real name and address, i can also upload his face book pics

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  15. @annon 10-16
    'wen i startd meeting alot of hit n run guys....'

    ...#oh boy!.i feel 4u oo... U don colect enuf kunakuna.... By now ur punana go don slack...lol

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  16. @anon 10-16
    'wen i startd meeting alot of hit n run guys....'

    ...#oh boy!.i feel 4u oo... U don colect enuf kunakuna.... By now ur punana go don slack...lol

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  17. @anon 10;59
    seems yu haven't experienced the desperation of the supposed rich n connected naija female celebs he ll like her by force by the time mummy enter 3 in 1 for the man

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    1. Trust me Luca...toolz z too small na lagos her levels end..Asba ll so crush her...unless she wan use Jazz sef Ayiri nor go blink 2 tymz for her direction,she z fat nd dark.

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  18. @anon 10-16
    'wen i startd meeting alot of hit n run guys....'

    ...#oh boy!.i feel 4u oo... U don colect enuf kunakuna.... By now ur punana go don slack..u supoz cari am go panelbeater.. lol..

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  19. lol...she's a joker, so they became good friends after knacking abi? kmt. try and fool pple wey no know u abeg.

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  20. Abeg, Pass the Mic.

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  21. luca... the don dada of gossip...

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  22. justlikeme@live.com02 October, 2012 16:30

    Toolz i am available...always available. ;) Hit me up sho ti gbo

    Naija una too much...i sip my coffee jeje as i read this

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  23. So does this her yeye talk change the price of ram? We know a number of people in the industry that have buttered the thing don baba j to mention a few even shank did once chance and gave himself brain and quickly left

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  24. Shit mehn me too i heard e get as e be down there oh

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  25. @anon 18;12
    so my identity is giving you sleepless nights?loool

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    1. Yes It is oo. We will see who'll have the last laugh .. I already have a slight clue! You and lagos meet so you will be exposed soon..looool

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  26. @anon 15;27
    abeg o no be me o na jeje i dey wey ppl dey carry the gist give me

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  27. luca pls be careful o..embellishing your comment with peoples names isn't advisable... maybe bcos u are in uk but just be careful some of these people are pretty dangerous ..


















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  28. una wweldone......The Girl Yansh no dey read Meter jooooorrrrrr

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  29. @anon 19;46
    what do you mean by "embellishing"..every single word i utter i stand by it without any fear or favour because its the gospel truth.the fact that anyone will be pissed off has nothing to do with me..if you were referring to the ayiri emame gist if i disclose the more serious part of the man's gist ladun sef won't dare post it or he might be getting some unannounced visitors and i don't mean police

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    1. Listen to yourself. You take pride in this kind of stuff abi? Knowing everybody's story gives you pride. Gossip with pride. Your parents have failed Luca. They totally failed with what they raised. I pity your entire family because when you get what is coming to you they'll all be affected.

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  30. Whether she' has slept with the whole naija artists and male celeb community.... Is it your business??????!!!!!
    I'm sure many of you commenting would even sleep with every baboon and ape that comes your way just for gala and coke ... At least she can boast of something legit she's doing to earn a living..
    Rihanna that soooo many people literally worship worldwide; isn't she a whore too? Abeg you people should toolZ alone ...

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  31. Anon 02 October, 2012 23:19 ekabo Toolz. IDJA and Banky are your friends with benefits.

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  32. justlikeme@live.com03 October, 2012 11:58

    anon 18.12.....i know you are ToolZ and 23.19 too. You spelt that toolZ too right to be just a random commenter. Anyway dont mind Luca jare.....na so ehn dey do. Holler at me ;)

    ToolZ u too much, coffee wey i dey drink hia comot my nose as i read this

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  33. anon8.06 don't mind him ...if it was a female it would have been understandable but a male behaving like this is shameful....

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  34. @justlikeme
    sorry are you ok? whats your senseless comment meant to convey...if you don't have anything sensible to add move on cause i don't recall addressing any of my comments to you so don't use me to pull stunts

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    1. Just shut up and fuck off already!!!!!!! Uuugggghhhh

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  35. @anon 08;06
    why won't i,do you know how much tmz is making, a male gossip? or them linda and ladun e.t.c... those are the people using gossip to make money
    ok o,i ll be waiting for the rain of sulphur from you and my family are very proud of me thank you cause i have achieved a lot if not more than my age mates lol

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  36. @anon 16;37
    what a female can do,a male can do likewise or even better lool

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    1. Gey ass faGgot asss uuggghhh FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old fool!

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  37. @anon 22;27
    calm down and don't overload your brain o..takes something minute to trigger a cardiac arrest whoosah!wooosah!.....calming waves splashing on the rock in a deserted beach...imagine and calm down..is it working?
    my pleasure,don't thank me ;-)

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  38. @anon 15;32
    don't forget my family house in naija as well mother's maiden name and bank acct details

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