Today is October 17th and as promised Tonto Dikeh already
dropped her two singles 'Itz Ova' and 'Hi' this morning. But a lot of her
followers on twitter are not finding the song funny. Anyways click HERE to listen to 'Itz
Ova'. Me I love the Jamaican feel sha.
it will be nice if people just completely ignore this story.
ReplyDelete*no offence to my ladun, no be you jare na this piece of shit tonto release dey vess me*
lol at your caption!
ReplyDeleteThose are d two most stupid songs ever! So after Tonto's ranting; her boasting abt d songs, they still turned out 2 b d crappiest bullshit I ever heard in recent tyms... A hellluva boo hoo to you, Tonto Onu!Tonto Dick!!!
ReplyDeleteI heard both songs n was like what da f*ck. As in was she high on dope wen singing or what happened.... Sick mahn!
ReplyDeleteNot only twitter oo.bbm sef don scatter..as in I cnt laff.d gal fuck up big time.come see diff dp.chai!,pple ar wicked.
ReplyDelete'...and has promised' H-factor again!!!
ReplyDelete'...and has promised' H-factor again!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't like it..she should stick with her acting...and she's needs to work on her speech n pronounciation..-t showed in the song..
ReplyDeleteHave this strange feeling that tonto dike is from aluu cuz she murdered that beat!!!!...it's ova baby!!
ReplyDelete=)) =)) =)) Erinº°˚ ˚°º≈feº°˚ ˚°º≈paº°˚ ˚°º≈meº°˚ ˚°º≈Kuº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)) ... @from Aluu
Deletetonto dike's song isn't so bad if one listen's to it mute. *Lmao*
ReplyDeleteMad Cow: MY GAWD.....
ReplyDeleteI will be needing therapy for this... Even AUTOTUNE couldnt save this track.. DARN!!!
I cant wait to see this thread on the frontpage...
WARNING: The song you are about to download may cause depression, drowsiness, dellusion and can also make you commit suicide. Please do not play this music if you are driving, operating heavy or potentially dangerous machinery, a nursing mother, have suffered from acute depression lately, have a hearing problem, prone to epilleptic attacks, have a history of high blood pressure or are still alive..
TONTO DIKE can not be held liable for any injuries or death that occurs as a result of listening to this song.. Listeners discretion is strongly advised..
People living in areas affected by flooding are especially advised to stay away from this song as it may lead you to commit suicide by drowning..
THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH, NATURAL DISASTER and COMMUNICATIONS strongly discourages everyone from listening to this song.. LISTENERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG!!
Stfu pls
DeleteSooooooo dead!
DeleteOP
Yes o. Her speech and pronounciation is bad. Very raw. Just hear the way she says "Personal". U can actually feel and eat the word when she says it. Gwamtaramara!!!!! Lol... Infact death by tonto..... Just increased the craw craw on my body....
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard d songs ooo but 4rm pple's dps I cn tell its crappy. Dis nollywood actors shld just stick 2 actin biz abeg. Oma Baby.
ReplyDeleteLwkmd. Bad comments from mad cow. It's ova is not so bad. But the hi song is crap. Free the girl abeg. Don't crucify her any further.
ReplyDeleteShe should stick to acting abeg, WTF?!!!
ReplyDeleteMad cow pls for the sake of love talk les of tonto,u wan kill ha?na only ha gt all dis talk?tonto is aluu,I hvnt listen to d song,bt from d luk of tins I dnt tink I will want to even c d CD,cos I dnt want to die untimely death,lol.all dis actor sef,dey wan do everytin,na wa o,she tot music is beans or rice?mk she go luk bush jare
ReplyDeletewantanamera!!
ReplyDelete@Anon 17 October, 2012 18:54 you are cray cray in a good way. Lol. That was just too much!
ReplyDeleteLadun! Cos u're scared of Tonto's tongue lashing u claimed to like the song! U better be truthful my dear. Those songs are terrible. Even 2yrs old child sings better than that.
ReplyDeleteI will give her a ++, I mean this song is not as bad as people place it......it's clear that this Tonto Dike of a lady don't give a damm with what so ever people say and trust me that is how to move on with your life because if you let people judge you then you would not move on at all........Tonto Dike you rock...........
ReplyDeleteStop lying my friend!!!!!
DeleteCan't stop laughing. Pls did anyone catch the 'its poko baby' at the end of get high? Dis song is facking hilarious men.
ReplyDeleteThis na rubbish song na by force to sing? No voice. Is she trying to follow in Motorola an d genevieves footsteps. Abega she should free us Jor . To think she was insulting someone on tweeter mshew. Nonsense!
ReplyDeleteWho is Motorola abeg? Lol
DeleteI think the person meant omotola. The phone prolly auto corrected and it came out as motorola. Lol
DeleteThis na rubbish song na by force to sing? No voice. Is she trying to follow in Motorola an d genevieves footsteps. Abega she should free us Jor . To think she was insulting someone on tweeter mshew. Nonsense!
ReplyDeleteAll i want to do is get high..............
ReplyDeleteHigh on what biko? Did i hear her sing "i kissed a girl and liked it?" Her voice has no pattern even with the auto-tune. I'm now convinced we can all sing.
Both songs = malarkey (borrowing from Joe Biden the VP)
I always wonder why people hate dis girl, now i know why. with this kind of song God fit vex carry flood wipe Nigeria off the earth.
ReplyDeleteEven deaf man hate the song.
ReplyDeleteTruth be told, if what Tonto Dike did qualifies to be referred to as singing, then my generator is the greatest vocalist of all time.
ReplyDeleteWith the way she was yabbing ppl on twitter bfr d release,I thot the songs were gonna rock. At some point,all I could hear was "I wanna get HOI,put my handz in d SKOI". To be honest,it was just pure wackiness. Just noise. Atleast,it would be on record that she sang.
ReplyDeleteWen Tontos song was accidentaly played at a funeral. Immediately the corpse stood up and shouted *do you want to kill me*
ReplyDeleteyou pple should be there yabbing her, in the history of Nigerian Music Industry, how many artiste has garnered over 1 million downloads in 9hours immediately after the release of an album? be there naa, lol. If she is being paid 1 naira per download then she has hammered.
ReplyDelete*whispers* I died. :) On a more serious note, if she deliberately released this trash just to get this reaction from pole and that amount of downloads, then she is a smart ass b****!
ReplyDeleteBut she is not being paid one kobo/download na? Be there jonzing yourself, almost cannot kill a bird.
ReplyDeleteTonto is in denial, how can anyone release such crap. It's either Tonto did not listen to those songs before releasing them or VicO is her role model. The freaking songs sounded like they were sung by a very high on ectasy Cossy!
who told you she is being paid 1 naira per download? when she's not a producer. she will get the crumbs and the producer will take the main dough.
ReplyDeleteBe warned!!!! Aids can be contacted by listening to Tonto's release therefore take absolute caution;.
ReplyDeleteI can remember one song from my village Farmer in 1971. Beats this Tonto's song hands down
ReplyDeleteLWKMDH.I never hear the song but from the comments here I dont feel like hearing it at all. What a mess.
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