We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We'd appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!
We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!
We've given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.
Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it's consummation in no distant time!
Valentine's day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.
Thank you for your kind cooperation.
Signed:
President, Single Ladies Association.
K
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DeleteBabes are vexing, lobatan
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Talk about desperation...
ReplyDeleteA guy will never propose to a DESPERADO.... Trust me girls and play it cool or do the cat walk out of his life. Simple..
lolll Single ladies are vexing! men take note oh!
ReplyDeleteLadun Tell them........
ReplyDeleteI don hear.but pepper neva rest well.....I stil get plenty tins 2 use money do dan 2 dey spend millions on wedding.or do u want a low key wedding?UNDISPUTED
ReplyDeleteWhere's your secetariat? See you mouth like ring! Come and take nah!
ReplyDeleteso not funny.... *yawns*
ReplyDeleteThat's some Vexing single ladies. Haba, so many 40year old single ladies.....
ReplyDeleteLuca, where you dey ooh? Oya hook up one of our girls for jand. No go near any of my family o. I go personally kill you!!! You hear. Good boy. Bonario, wetin una dey wait for? No need to wait till you get mansion and heavy car. Start from somewhere. No move near girls wen be like Nike O ooh. I no dey. Promise you a nice wedding gift. Hehehehee
ReplyDeleteWhere you see Bonario on Ladun?
DeleteWhere you see Bonario on Ladun?
Delete@anuntie mi
Deletena wa for you o,you asked me to hook up one of the girls in jand but you dont want me to go near any of your family,na so i bad reach??loool
there is no girl that does not have at least one guy disturbing her to get married the problem is when such girls want something better hence end up in the hands of faworaja who will deceive them…you see an ambitious focused educated young man who really wants to marry you say no you dont feel anything for him instead its 6ft 5 in fela or leonard with his own house in lekki and his own business that has a connection with you forgetting that the chances of such catch still being single is slim now you complain about how heartless men are
Luca Luca, no vex. Sho gbo aburo mi. Just marry quickly. I know those long throat girls plenty but make your family proud. I will pray you find a good girl, even if na my family. *hugs*
Deletehen hen hope auntie's aburos have heard her loud and clear o.. starting from tomorrow i will be on the look out lol
DeleteDesperate single ladies association.
ReplyDeleteThis is serious desperado moves . Odikwa very serious
ReplyDeleteHahaha single ladies are not smilling ooooo.
ReplyDeleteI swear down, we really need to be married! We are tired of the gifts. We want 2 change our surnames and make babies.
ReplyDeleteSingle ladies kindly send U̶̲̥̅̊� applicatns to jayde4all@gmail.com we can mk that ring be urs
ReplyDeleteSmtcheeeeew!!!....yinka florens
ReplyDeleteAwon ejo ba de! SNAKE in the building, joor o
DeleteChima anyasooooo come and marry me o
ReplyDeleteU are definitely a learner baby
Deleteahhh..ashewoo! husband snatcher! has he settled with chika?!..u wan chop wer u dint sow! mtchew!
DeleteWho knows who his new babe is.....he needs to divorce onyeka before jumping on to d new chic.
ReplyDeleteGhen ghen...d single ladies haff vex!!!hilarious, nice one!
ReplyDeleteThe original Beebee..
Very funny! Honestly we single ladies need to get married o, Ladun are u telling us u are single too? #justwondering
ReplyDeleteHonestly,Ladun, i fink u need to organize a meet and greet session for ur readers maybe on Feb 14th! Abi kini e ti ri si? Abeg no insult me o,its jst a brain wave.
ReplyDeleteAnon23:17May your days be long! Your brain is waving in the right direction! Exactly what I was thinking! Feb 14th is my birthday tho! I don't need a ring, just a pair of bruno maglis! And my name is not valentine!
DeleteMarriage is not the beginin of happiness, it's actually the end of ur happiness...
ReplyDeleteA Chinese proverb says: Marriage is like a castle at siege, those inside want to get out & those outside want to get in...
What do you want?
I'm in and I don't want to get out.
DeleteThrow that proverb into a Chinese waste basket
Lolz, the problem is MONEY! Our single sisters have scared guys and made them to believe that if you are not as RICH as Aliko Dangote, and as popular as Tuface Idibia, you won't be able to find your dream woman!
ReplyDeleteHence, the single naija guys I guess, are now on the desperate search for MONEY that isn't quite coming as easy as they presumed, while those that made the cash in the process, develop HATRED/PHOBIA for marriage cos so many elegant single ladies keep gracing their promiscous beds happily!
We need a change of orientation, especially the single ladies- need to re-assure the single naija guys that ladies (no matter how attractive and elegant she looks) love isn't about money, money, more money!
Go and concentrate on your church sorry blog!
DeleteLmao! I wonder y chics still remain single despite all the toasters they get esp when they were younger... So ladies check urselves,I mean ur lifestyle ,orientation and beliefs.. Because most of these men don't even want commitment..nd b4 a man can commit to u...he has to see wifely/motherly qualities...not elegusi loading today,club so so so and so 2mrw, also if u want the ring nd u following some certain type of guys Omo u go wait tire o! Enough said! P.S I am a Lady too
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ReplyDeleteLadies don vex bt its true most girls will rather force the guy into marriage by getting pregnant for him,shebi na deceit una want and U̶̲̥̅̊ will get it.
ReplyDeleteThis is serious o but many babes dont have any plan apart from marriage. Check yourself well,are you marriage material? Are you willingly to support a hardworking brother? No young guy wants a lady that is not ready to plan with him o. Agreed that there are many players but are the sisters better? With the craze to color block to the nines.wear long brazillian extensions.carry the latest bag and phone with a mile long heels. This reminds me of one babe that visited a rich single guy. When she got to his house,she say his fleet of cars and started day-dreaming aloud to the guy. She said ' when I have a kid for you, i will be taking different cars for school run'. The guy later told his friends that the girl's father does not have a bicycle and he had not even discussed marriage with the girl . Big house and a fleet of expensive cars was all what she was after. Babes,pls,keep your priorities straight before you use ur husband take do boyfriend! I rest my case. 7A
ReplyDeleteThe content of this letter is so hurtfully true,where are the ring guys?the no of single ladies are more by the day!!
ReplyDeleteBut honestly I think the ladies too have been a problem,some as old as deyv become,are still so arrogant....imagine a friend of mine got to meet an inlaw at ma place,single cute and hardworking guy,she was already tripping.but the moment she heard he wasn't mobile,she just changed her conversation and told me she wasn't interested!dis lady is not young at all,infact I used to respect her back then in sch.
Now dats not someone dat wants to m arry!!
'we are looking for husband' seem to be some ladies' fav word,but I don't think dey are ready...queen bee.
This is really serious,ehh!Ladies listen,just like a lady wrote here, exhibit those wifely/motherly qualities,we d guyz will come callin for ur hands.That's d secret! Try it
ReplyDeleteLadun I knw wrote dt n its so not funny n doesn't make ani sense. Dis ring tngy on vals day is so over rated. Girls nid to be more traditional 4 a guy to fink abt marriage. Wt I mean abt traditional is; girls nid to be more homely,nd show more motherly/ wife qualities. Nd am a girl n I knw a number of us cnt even b called girl friend nt to tlk of wife..
ReplyDeleteSo on point!!!!!!!vexing ladies no dullin.....
ReplyDeleteLik d bible says 'can a clean thing come out of unclean thing?' no.ladies,let Jesus be ur Saviour.accept Him today & watch Him go to work on ur behalf.i bet u,ur lives ll nt remain d same again cos it s only dat can choose mr right for u.in addition,u ladies nid to work on ur xrater.u nid a gud man,be gud ursef.u can only attract ur kind.
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