Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Playboy Mogul, Hugh Hefner Marries 26-Year-Old



New year means new wife for Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner, 86, and blond bunny Crystal Harris, 26, tied the knot in a small ceremony at the Playboy mansion on New Year's Eve. Before now, Crystal broke off their engagement and said they only made love once and it lasted for 2secs. Click below to read what Hugh Hefner also said.


She broke off their engagement 18 months ago but the lure of 86-year-old Hugh Hefner seems to have been too strong for Crystal Harris. The December 2009 'Playmate of the Month' married the Playboy founder at his mansion in L.A. New Year's Eve. She's 26.
The two have had an fractured relationship and their original plans to wed in June of 2011 were broken off by Harris 5 days before the wedding; she said she got cold feet and implied Hefner had other relationships. A month after calling it off she went on shock-jock Howard Stern's radio show and said she and Hefner had sex but once in their 2 years together and it lasted "like two seconds." During that same interview she also said that "he doesn't really take off his clothes. I've never seen Hef naked."

For his part, when she called off their marriage in 2011, Hefner went on 'Entertainment Tonight' to say that he "missed a bullet" and was glad she'd jilted him. "Quite frankly, I don't know what I was thinking about. I think my natural state is single. I've tried marriage twice, not successfully. These were not the happiest times of my life."


29 comments:

  1. @85 if you can get an erection, thats major. Mind you, Cialis and Viagra would kill you at that age because they would react with other meds. This guy is a f--king legend and I mean it literally.

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  2. justlikeme@live.com02 January, 2013 13:01

    After one customised playboy boat and a 1million dollar worth of ring. She should be marry him now....why wont she! Seems she wan get small brain but money mehn.... every fucking body has got a price and Hugh has paid hers!!!! I dont blame her tho....if i was a girl and he gave me this things.... God punish person wey go tell me not to marry him!

    Naija una too much, i sip my coffee jeje

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  3. My role model Hugh Hefner I LOVE YOU MUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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  4. 2 SECS SEXXX!!!!? How? Is it like he just 'brushed' the CAVE ENTRANCE and 'poured' or wat? Can someone pleaseeee break it down to me in milli-Frames (Diagrams would be very helful too i.e. the whole 2 secs sex) #confused straight face#.
    -Da Counselor

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  5. Alas †̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ runaway bride returns, Hef's ego was bruised when Crystal called of †̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ marriage good for them.
    This is what Holly dreamed of and never got congrats crystal keep living Holly's dream lucky girl.

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    1. Don't mind the man jare. Holly Madison truly loved him(I think) but he refused to settle down properly with her. Thank God she borrowed herself brain and moved out of the mansion. At least she is a pregnant now for her baby daddy;)

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  6. Dnt tel me dey got married in a church!! Huh?

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    1. Lmaoooooooooooooooooo

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    2. That's †̥ђε̲̣̣̣̥ playboy mansion not a church

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  7. Can't wait for their divorce. and make nobody yab me o! Its very obvious its also a 2 second marriage

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    1. Exactly my thots!! its obvious it won't last.

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    2. C'mon u two.... I'm sure it'll last cuz he'd b dead b4 it's ova....

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  8. One wonders if it's for the love or for the money

    http://naijapose.com

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  9. dis gal don hammer, sebi d baba go soon die.......lol

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  10. If not for Viagra, she would have had a happy sexless marriage. he he he he

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    1. She will still have it. 2secs is SEXLESS

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  11. if the man can still get it up why not,its fair exchange the girl has beauty and youth while the man has money to spoil her silly…personally if i get to that age and single i ll look for a small girl to be "smacking daddy"too…abeg

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    1. After you complain about runs girls? Bloody slimy hypocrite! Plus you are FUGLY so forget about it..

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    2. There's no "if" in the matter. U most definitely will be single at that age Lucabrashit.

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    3. i said if I'm single at that age and i didn't say runs girl "jar head"

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  12. Trust he got a good as pre nup.

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  13. Am sure crystal walked down that aisle with only one thing on her mind $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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  14. Abeg watz wif d English u guyz speak on here! It'z horrible biko

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  15. Laduns biggest fan02 January, 2013 23:12

    Kiddy-fiddler-ish, similar to "President Berlusconi." It's the young blood that is keeping them alive.

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  16. Mo gbe! Iru baba to ti tan yi. I can't even stand 1sec of him. Why would she expect him to be naked for her? Wat is there for him to show off. Money sha is a serious tin o

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  17. Mo gbe! Iru baba to ti tan yi. I can't even stand 1sec of him. Why would she expect him to be naked for her? Wat is there for him to show off. Money sha is a serious tin o

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